*pelvic thrusts kitchen drawers closed*
mom: what’d you do at school today?
Russell Brand telling Westboro Baptist what’s up.
I will reblog this until my fingers bleed.
"thats not very lady-like of you"
I used to laugh so much about this. Not once in all the movies does a woman die on screen.
I hope that Jurassic World doesn’t break the canon.
i literally never get tired of this post